chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FFV: The CC-Files]

cool little flash, the designs of mulder and scully clock were TOO good, and very pretty.
i think you should add more story, and action in the film, despite it being a short CC flash.
you could maybe focus on mulders irl sex-addiction problems, or in scully's (imaginary) tendery to over-use guns on everything.
maybe adding an inside joke on how scully always almost kills mulder due to aliens hypnotizing her/or mistaking him for an alien, and etc etc.

other than that, a good film.
do moree

[FFV: Clockzilla]

nice recruitment ad, i enjoyed it. it sort-of reminded me of the telemarketing vids that i see late on TV.
nice work, and nice designs, from the NG backgrounds to the high-five hand.
i liked this alot, and i found it quite funny. keep it up.

[The Cabin 2]

great! a hillarious, and well-made clock film.
a nice collab, starting with pop-tart's well-designed beggining, while building up the story, and adding lots of inside jokes as well!
THEN, we get the MYSTERIOUS attack from the not-so-evil villain, and we go into rob-clock's colourful, and well-drawn(as well) part!
good job on your part as well rob! very fluid animation, with fast movements, and nice face(?) expressions, i liked how the clock-face was moving fluently and expressively like an eye.
you did it well.
the rest of it was fun, with zombies, the not-so-evil villain, and his mad plan on taking over the portal(?)

also pop-tart, the voice of bb10, while hillarious and with funny accent, was a bit too fast/quiet. i think some subtitles would vastly improve the viewing experience imho.

other than that, it was perfect! epic jokes, nice drawings, and epic flash!
great collab, and do more!

[Girl :)]

nice short flash, once again sir.
i enjoyed how cadillac clock tried to please a girl by bringing her flowers, and how the events in the park made it impossible for him to complete his ''missions''.
good little film.

but what i enjoyed the most was the ''after the end'' cartoon. carrot got the upper hand in the battle, and thus, by commanding the portal and by having pinney and raspberry-clock as hostages, the situation got bad for SBC. then, the users of the portal (nice portrayal/parallelism of those usergroups), proceeded to blam all of the clocks, including SBC and his B, ultimately killing him.
i wonder what will happen next, its really exciting! (for me, at least!)

do more, you rock, man!

[Join The Clock Crew!]

good and fun little movie, it actually inspired me, and i will join the clock crew....

...oh, wait.

good movie, nice material, and cool transitions and voice changes, great work, man! also i liked the sexual jokes, it was hillarious. and your voice is epic! great voice acting skills, it was grand. i liked it.

also, the music was good, and the whole thing was funny. good job. do more!

[Mila Kunis Sexy Times]

i liked it, funny, to the point, and ....never gonna give you up, never gonna let you die!
so good, also, nice drawing of mila kunis, you nailed her perfectly.
tho, i must say that her body irl isnt pretty, she has an odd body-shape, like, uhhh, no butt at all, and too chubby on her back/waist, so it makes an odd body imho.

anyhow, good flash, nice dating sim, and bonus points for the funny options in this dating sim!

[FFV: Aristoclocks]

for a moment, i thought you was going to use SBC as aristotle.
but then i knew that you did the aristocats.
pretty cool.

worthy of a five!

[The Delicacy]

good drawings, interesting characters, and nice armor drawings, and designs, but i think the animation was a bit choppy.
(it wasnt very fast, or it skipped a few frames, so it felta bit choppy..
thats what i mean. maybe making the FPS faster? or adding more sequences between frames would help.)

other than that, it was perfect. very well done.
do more, i enjoyed that.

[TPP: S.S. Tucket]

hillarious in terms of humour, and very well-designed, (it had great visuals), but too short.
the only reason i liked this was the humour and the quality of the drawings.

tho, i must tell you, that you should add a preloader, or a play/replay button.
dont make it loop like that!

and make your movies longer. it will make them more...catching.
you have the skill, so you can do it!
good stuff

[Oxob vs Blazer]

pretty good stick movie!

well, it might be a stick movie, but i always enjoyed those, and this one is a VERY good stick movie.
it had nice design, nice flow, and a good pace at both the walking part, and the fighting part.
you had a very fluid motion in the characters, and i loved the 3-D work behind them, the background.
(very clever).
i also enjoyed the humour in this, and how the characters were talking to eachother, and even made jokes about eachother or about the fight.
FINALLY, a stick fighting movie with a bit of humour in it!
its a breath of fresh air, in a known genre.

this humour was a great addition, and the fact that you made characters with unique traits, and attacks.
i liked the dragon attacks of blazer, and his energy sword, while i enjoyed oxobs ultimate strengh, and high resistances, and his high-bolt attacks.
oxob was my favorite character in this.

other thing, i also liked the pace in this.
what FPS did you used for this? 30? it was a great pace.
the sticks also had nice design on them, it sorta reminded me of killer-samus (or sam green).
good movie, i enjoyed it alot.

keep making flash! you're good.

oxob3000 responds:

Thanx for the review! And yes the framerate is 30fps :)