chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jason's New Look]

excellent work! probably the best jason cartoon that i've EVER seen on newgrounds, for a long time!
great work, VERY fluent animation, (was it FBF, or tweens?!), it has great character drawings (their faces were epic, and very well-drawn), the look on jason was really funny, with the mustache, and the new clothes, and i also liked the little hints in the background, like the picture of TOM HANKS in the wall! (yes, it's from tom and jasons wild ride, am i right?!) i liked how tom hanks picture in the wall, got a scared look when jason arrived, and it fell when he smashed the door.
also, i liked how you drew the other psycho villains faces, starting from freddy, the guy in hellraiser, the lepricorn, chuckee... thier expressions were EPIC!
i loved this film.
and it also had epic music! did you guys do it by yourselves? if so, you should do an album with music like that, very catchy stuff, and very entertaining! wow, a worthy five, here guys!
you deserve it!

plus, next time, make jason to not only have a mustache, and a suit, but also a monocle AND a tophat. this will be cool.
keep animating guys, you're AWESOME!

CabbageClock responds:

Your reviews are the shiznit. Always look forward to them.

1) It was a mixture of FBF and tweens.

2) Yep, that's Jason's best friend Tom!

I'm pretty sure there'll be more Jason crap coming soon, myself and RadishClock have got a lot of ideas floating around.

[clockday n shit]

a good begginers attempt on a clock-flash. very strawberry clock style.
which is good, in a way.

some advices:

-add a preloader
-add a play/replay button
-make your movies, a bit longer
-add some more stuff into it, like a funny story, like the one you did about japan...(remember that?!)

anyway,a fun little movie, you're good ok
but keep practising.

[Strawberry's Roomba]

i will be honest...when you said ''strawberry's roomba'', i thought you was meaning the DANCE, and that strawberry clock would have an epic dance-off to win the hand of the best maiden in all of clocktopia.

but instead, it seems that roomba was a box of roombas(?) that smashed him.
what's a roomba, if it isn't the famous dance?

also: i liked strawbbery's hair in this one, he had a cool afro :P
good work, do more, and stay real.

Alphaman responds:

a roomba is a mini vaccum

[Rob's Clock Day Adventure]

a worthy submission.

like always rob, you did a good flash. it was short, but enjoyable, and well-animated, funny, and random.
i liked the parts where rob meets strawberry clock himself, and it says HYPE!!!! with an epic guitar riff (what sound was it?!)
and then he goes in the moon(?), and makes his flash, and becomes a champion.
i also found cool how the portal looked liked goatse. grey would feel proud.
overall, a good submission. do more.

ps. i voted five, where's my pictures of angelina jollie?!

RobertClock responds:

if you did not recieve your free jolie nekkid pictures upon voting five; continue to vote five every day for a year. They should appear at least once.

[Cokes Covered in Shit 4]

it was great, and very well-animated, but HOW CAN A MAN get a coke, covered in sh!t?
i only wonder.

good flash, do more.

RadishClock responds:

Man just wants his coke. But he just gets shit. What kind of world are we living in?

[Huff-N-Puff]

nice cartoon, once more!
it had a creative idea, like the charming seller (the snake-seller was male, or female?!) who sells this magical bag called huff N puff, and it makes you thin, stronger, and if you are a girl, with larger knockers!
i also liked how well-designed the characters were, starting from the scary, snake-like person, (if he is male, you should create his female counterpart, in my opinion! hahah), also the girl who smokes (the mani character in this) was also very well drawn, and her lip-syncing was great, also all teh other characters were well designed, and it's funny, every woman, from the ninja to the old lady, everyone had large boobs. this product does wonders!

also, the parts were it said ''you can lie about your age...we understand.'' or, the ''easy payments of 99999, for 3 years'',were fun, and the credit card names were simply genius! mustard card, diskuver, ve/za, hahahaha! great name ideas, very inventive, and fun.

overall, this was a great animation, and a nice funny story.
do more!

(at the beggining, when i saw the title ''huff N puff'', i thought you would mention the big bad wolf in this, but it seems you didnt. good cartoon, nontheless!)
keep it up, folks!

Affinitia responds:

The salesman is named "Thor" and Nikki has a counterpart for him that we still need to animate and really birth into his mate. I'm glad that you enjoyed the movie. Your review literally made our day, I'm so glad that you appreciated the little details too!

[Jason's First Ride]

woo! epic! it's so nice to see yet another episode of ''jason's old ride''. it's great buddy movie, and it tells us the great tale of tom and jason, and how their epic friendship began. one's a raging phsycopath, the other the blunt voice of logic. the one is a anger-beast, the other a calm force, that talks with reason and logic, trying to soothe and eliminate jason's desire for violence.
we dont know who will win this battle, but we know for sure that tom,and jason are two very good friends.

in this episode, i like the twist in the storyline, and how tom and jason, remember the days of tehir youth, when the two were just boys, and how you depicted the whole event. jasons boy face sure is creepy, but also it's kinda funny.
also, i liked how the duo met with the girl from the ''ring'', but man, i felt so sad when jason dumbed tom, and left him in the wilderness, so that he can score a date with mam sadako.
will she become their yoko?
who knows, let's hope that their friendship will be stronger than the strongest rock, and that it will triumph over all obstacles, and odds.

tho, something tells me, that after his date, jason will teach tom how to date girls, and how to react to them.

hmm. a good movie, with humour, and friendship. what more to ask?
funny, and well-executed. and very neatly drawn.

lastly, radish-clock is back?! COOL! come by at the CC to post, people miss you, you know?
good film.

RadishClock responds:

You have a good eye for movies starring Jason Voorhees and Tom Hanks.
Don't worry about Jason and Tom's friendship. Bros come before hoes, even if the ho is as smokin' hot as Sadako.

[ZD.ep2(remake)]

great animation! great expressions, great moves great faces, and great story!
it also has great humour!
im so happy to see more of yoru stuff, sir.
please do more, and keep it up, do more!

[When we were a Clock]

wow, that was GREAT! a grand epoch of the origins of time, and of it's rebirth as the ''new-time'' itself! giving birth to something that already existed, but being renewed, restored, and re-invented, if i may say that.

a grand, and visually stimulating story, about time, duty, rebelion, defiance, and recreation, through laws of physics, and time.

rebirth happens here, and it was a great movie. btoh the visuals, and the sounds, and the song were truly epic.
my only complaint, was, i would love to hear this narrated, in english, or in italian one day. it would sound great!
(i dont know russian, sadly)

but thanks for the subtitles, it gave the movie a good vibe.

other than that, it was great! please, keep animating, and doing great stuff like this.
btw, have you seen any works from the clock crew?
great work, you rock, keep doing these!