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[SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV]

dear lord... this was such an intense, high-speed race! i was at the egde of my seat when i saw timmy blasting through his foe and running like the caspian wind!
then, darren used unfair means in order to slow his opponent down, but that didnt stop timmy, for he was brave and clever! :)

and the ending, oh the ending... that was great!
i liked that in the end, (SPOILERS- smith the space turtle won, and timmy earned the silver medal for the 2nd place, but he still cimbed the podium, and he still earned 2000 (space)dollars for his efforts, thus saving his friends from getting evicted by the evil escargot company near the snailwood forest!! so, everything was OK for little timmy! yay! /end of SPOILERS)

all in all, the movie had great graphics, nice, fluid animation, fast-paced action, good music and clever humour.
what more can i ask?
great movie, it was hillarious! and i also liked the credits part too, it was really funny.

keep up the good work, cabbage, and keep making cool movies like this!
happy clockday!

[Clock Crew At It Again]

hahaha! this was so awesome: it was nicely drawn,well-animated AND funny! (despite the obvious pessimism that exists in all of your latest movies).
perhaps, i could say, that your combination of happiness+pessimism creates a nice, intriguing vibe in your films, thus making people to feel bittersweet about the clockcrew's path on the world's timeline, and it really makes people (and me) to love your movies.
sometimes, bittersweet moments can make a movie truly beautiful, just like life.

as for the movie's best moments, i liked the contrast between young SBC and his old glory days, and the modern, old SBC and his more quiet, still-dancing days...
his poopy moment was funny, and the ending made me laugh, even if my laugh was with some sadness inside it.

i guess we will all rock until we drop, right?
the clockcrew will keep fighting.

you did a great work as always man, so yeah.... you are good.
keep up the great work, and keep making awesome flash movies!
have a great clockday!

bigexplosions responds:

i realy appreciate this review. thanks man

[THE LAST VUVUNICORN]

ah, the mystical vuvucorn: it is so majestic and rare, a beautiful thing to behold.
it might not be as sexual as the penicorn, or the vagicorn, or as enchanting as the duocorn, but still, its a really cool creature.

good work sir phantomcat of clock.
happy clockday.

PhantomCat responds:

THEY ARE WILD AND SEA-GREEN, LIKE HE.

[Clock Day]

in the name of CBKSN! what was that?!
hmm, this was an OK movie, and it was cute, a simple tribute to strawberry clock, (which is fine), but alas, you have done a big mistake:
B is not black, B is red, and in times new roman.
other clocks might've punished you for this, but not me!
i shall give you another chance to redeem yourself.
create 2 more clockcrew/strawberry clock movies within this year, and you shall be absolved of your sins.

heed my warning, and listen to my plea!
glorify the name of strawberry clock this year again (twice), and you shall become a legend.
ignore my warnings, and thou shallt be stunned by strawberry's might.

have a happy clockday, sir!

StatiKz responds:

Oh crap!

Feel free to shoot me.

[Strawberryclock's wall]

hahahaha! great clockday movie, my friend!
the internet/social memes might seem old and repetitive to some people, but you pulled it off nicely, and it helped you to create a fresh, cool and funny movie!

i liked how pineapple was the prime minister, and i liked how SBC was talking about ''building walls''.
then, the best part was, when orange clock showed to piney the king's speech that he designed...
''DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, remove kebabs and help jerusalems!!11oneone'' hahahaha! that was so hillarious and unexpected, i really liked it! (and i loved how piney said to orange: ''nope, your speech was WAY worse than SBC's speech...'' this was a great part.)

overall, this was a really funny movie, and i liked it alot, both for its clever punchlines, and for the fact that it poked on recent events/on recent 'memes'....

good movie, keep up the good work!
happy clockday!

[Mein Kampf]

hmm, as usual, this was an impressive, beautiful grey-clock movie.
i liked how grey clock, the beautiful hero talked with the mysterious tentacle-russian man, about life, death, randomness and butts.
i couldnt hear the words clearly, and the subtitles were broken, but the movie was indeed impressive.
i guess it was talking about the mindpaths of atheism, while it condemned the evils of nihilism, the uselessness of pessimism, and the obvious results of onanism, when people get lonely.

a great social satire, filled with humour, fear, and action.
a good grey clock movie, as always.

happy clockday, sir!

[[CLOCKDAY] Return of the King]

the clockcrew is not dead! (yet)
ah, this was a glorious, beautifully drawn movie, with nice speed, (a fluid animation in general), with some nicely designed characters, good backgrounds and with awesome humour!

i liked how SBC was puzzled upon meeting the few remaining clocks, and i found funny his conversation between BB10-the-insane-one. (thanks for the cameo, and remember: im not that crazy! lol)
i also liked the steven s. stephenson-clock inside joke (in castaway, the imaginary friend), and the bar scene where the skilled clocks were talking about their achievements (renegade, tropicana, vuvuzela).

overall, this was a really funny, nicely animated movie, with great drawings (drawn with a unique brush style, i might add!), good voice-acting, and good humour.

its a really good movie and i laughed alot, have yourself a happy clockday, man!

[strawberryclock protects his birthday cake]

this was a nice, cute clockday movie, and it had some wild action!
there was everything in this movie:
SBC's cake, peter pan's mischief, and pinhead's heroic rescue!
it seems that pinhead saved the day, after all!

good clockday movie, i found it to be funny and cool.
happy clockday!

Doctor-Gordon responds:

you forgot to mention the party at the mosque

anyway thanks dude

[2016]

smoking cigars, eh?
smoking is bad for you, son!

this was a strange, yet funny lil movie, a cool thing for clockday, i guess...
also: stones of anarchy are great, keep making them! :)

have a happy clockday!

[Old Clock Day Movie (2009)]

this was a nice and sweet strawberry clock loop. (short but nice)
cute work, man.

happy clockday.