chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rejected Smurfs]

a very nicely drawn flash movie, and a very good flash idea, sir!
i liked how all of the ''rejected smurfs'' were either too strange/inconvenient, or too offensive to be added in the show, so all this was very funny!

here are some more ''rejected smurfs'' ideas:

-politically correct smurf
-punk smurf
-masochist smurf
-smoker smurf (he likes to smoke cigarettes)
-stoner smurf (he likes to smoke... other stuff)
-surrealist smurf (think of dali)
-bodybuilder smurf
-I.B.S. (irritable bowel syndrome) smurf. (think of J.K. simmons in the movie ''ladykillers''. if you haven't seen it yet, see it! it has many great actors like tom hanks, and its crazy!)
-AC/DC smurf
-stamper smurf (stamper from NG)
-smurf-clock (from the clock crew)
-mickey smurf (mickey mouse as a smurf)
-lawyer smurf
-plumber smurf
-bimbo smurfette (someone had to say it!)

aaand thats all.

other than that, you did a great movie, with nice visuals, cool face expressions, and some VERY GOOD face drawings, such as the egoraptor smurf, or the ''anatomically correct smurf'', this was perhaps my favorite part of the whole movie, i liked how he was all happy outside, but when he went home he felt sad for being ''left out'', it was amazing. great details in his walking/dancing animation, and on his VERY detailed face+expressions.

as for the story itself, the idea seemed simple, but it was nicely executed, and it was very funny!
its a great movie, and you animated it perfectly, with nice drawings and epic humour.
you rock!
do more stuff like this, and keep up the good work! :D

vlaktemaat responds:

Now these are some great ideas! Thnx for the review

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

this was a great movie, and when i first watched it, i loved how crazy and well-drawn it was!
now, after all those years... i still like it! :)
a nicely drawn movie, with a nice musical, a nice and hilalrious display of tom cruise's magical powers, and some epic sparta 300/matrix final battle going on in the end!
i loved all the little jokes and details that existed in the movie, such as ''brian having a bath''(brainwashed), the ''space for rent'' boob, the various jokes ''spartan germ'', or the ''its dinner time... IN HELL!'', and the various other puns about that specific part of internet-history.
you have truly depicted an interesting piece of internet history in a nice way, and it really is a good narrative of this tale of that current time.

also, i LOVED how you drew tom cruise's face+hand expressions, they were epic, insane, and hillarious!
and i also loved the final battle... it was amazing.

i've gotta say, this movie remains just as funny as it was when i first watched it on 2008, and thats a rare achievement for flash parodies.

good work, sir.

[Don't Worry]

in the start of this movie, i was impressed by the use of 3-D, realistic planes, and a 3-D enviroment, while it also had some nicely drawn 3-D stick figures talking to each other.
then, i saw the black stick's discussion with the white stick, and the conversation became interesting/emotional/unique.

i also liked the airplane fights, and the various charges, slides, and landings of the planes, and the different viewpoints from many different sides.
(i also liked how you drew the US battleship in a realistic way, and how you designed the usa soldiers as humanoid figures, unlike the japanese fighters, i found it to be an interesting touch)

and then, the last part of the dialogue, between the japanese black stick and the white stick was perhaps the best emotional part of the whole movie:

-black: i will protect everybody.
-white: and what about you?
-black: dont worry.
i will be fine.

its an amazing and emotional depiction of the biggest lie that we are saying to our loved ones: ''dont worry, i will be fine''. its sad, but its a fact.
also, i really liked how you designed the sticks, their movements were realistic, the airplanes were VERY well-designed and very realistic, and the use of the planes in combination with the backgrounds (were the backgrounds old photos, or did you drew them as well?)
as for the story, it was a story about the WW2, but this time it was told from the japanese side.
(just like in the ''letters from iwo jima'', a very interesting and unique movie.)

you did a really good and emotional movie sir, good job!
you are great!

Yunguy1 responds:

Hey man, thanks for the really nice comment! But, I gotta say this to clarify this experiment.

I did not do the 3D animation nor did I design the planes. All of that was footage from a game "War Thunder" where I flew myself, grabbed footage and really good moments during my matches, and put them together in this short experimental film.

[AGNRY!!!!!!111]

epic ''agnry faic'' music video by drunkmagikoopa, a true classic.
i loved how he combined the angry face's mouth/song lip-syncing, and the various cameo's of angry baby, dog-badger, strange man, super mario and of strawberry clock.

amazing work!
krauermanf!

great music video, full of action and flashing lights!

[Moon women - The Alien Encounter PG13 cut]

a good clockday animation, i liked how you depicted SBC and tremclad-clock in their epic quest to find/defeat/debate with fat badger, and i also saw fatbadgers strange pastime...(ew)
the ending was good, and funny, yet the shouting horn was a bit of a downer, (even tho it wasn't unexpected.)

good movie sir, good movie.

[Christian Bale Shorts Part 1]

well, this was a nicely drawn, and funny animation!
i always liked the christian bale's remix song on YT, and i really liked this parody of his words that you made in your film.
seeing christian bale dressed up as a chicken for a Tv kiddies's show about a farm was hillarious, and when the pig interrupted him... well, it was the best! :D

i enjoyed this animation alot, it was nicely drawn, the faces+the face expressions of the characters were nicely drawn as well, (especially christian bale's face, i loved it!) and the movie was funny, and nicely organised.

a great movie. you should do a part 2, definitely!

[Smoke]

hmmm, its a short, but nice animation.
i liked how you drew the sun like an angry japanese sun, and i also liked the design of the cat-warrior and of his trusty ox, while the cat-warrior's smoking animation, and his general design/animation, was great, and very detailed.

you did a nice movie, sir.
i would like to see more like this.

YarunClaassen responds:

Thank you so much. I've recently been animating a lot so hopefully you won't have to wait too long!

~ Yarun

[Dark Sauce PART 5]

once again, this was another great episode of your great ''dark sauce'' movies!
i love how goofy, yet determined the main hero is...
and i like how the old-serpent dude (fraampt the king-seeker) is sendind him on those dangerous missions!
i liked how the pinwheel boss was fighting with itself, in classic family issues, while the ''cloned'' pinwheels were not ''very effective'' in fooling our hero! lol!
uh, and i also liked alot the ''trusty patches'' part, it was hillarious, nicely animated, and with good voice-acting!
as for the ending with death-ruler nito, it was really funny, and cool to watch.

overall, its a great parody of the dark souls game, and i always love those episodes that you make.
good work, nice animation, solid humour, its great!
keep up the good work!

[Fighter 1]

i actually liked that, and i enjoyed it more than i usually would.
i mean, your movie didnt have a preloader, and it SHOULD have a preloader or a play/replay button,
because not having a preloader and making the movie to loop isnt helping your movie's appearance, it makes it to look more like a ''test'' movie or a spammy film, rather than the good stick-fighting parody that it is.

apart from that, its a GOOD, and a quite funny stick-fighting parody film, following (and making fun of) the xiao-xiao legendary movies(and of the fan-movies), while also maintaining a nice quality in the FBF animation, and in the short-but-sweet fighting scenes.
the best part is in the end, when the black stick is getting ready to fight VS the purple stick(the archetypical boss in all the xiao-xiao movies), and in your film, he wears a... TOPHAT!
wow, that was quite a nice twist in the olde boss, and i liked how the black stick kicked him in the head, and his hat fell off, while the boss ended up falling from the screen, right when the credits appeared.

so, overall it was a nice goofy parody of xiao-xiao 3, and while it wasnt a zhu movie, it was still nicely drawn/animated/organised, and i liked it alot for its simplicity and for its humour.

good work, mate!

[asdasdsd]

hahahaha, this was hillarious!

once again, its nice to see new movies from you, and its always pleasant to see your new sonic parodies, while you are also making fun of some really wierd fetishes that exist on the internet.

what can i say, some people like wierd things.

next time, make fun of sonic and... the sneeze fetish! or, the foot/feet fetishes, inflation fetishes, and the.. uhh tails+sonic romance fetishes? hahaha, anything will work, because you are really cool, and you always create nicely drawn and funny movies.

in this movie, we can see that sonic gives a chilli dog to the skinny, yet pretty rouge, she then gets bloated and ''fat'', and she starts the farting encore, which sonic loves!

such a great combination of disturbing/creepy/funny things!
great work, i loved both rouge's and sonic's face expressions, everything was great as always.

keep up the good work!