chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Crew Recruitment]

what a wonderful clock crew recruitment video, i will join right now!
....
wait a second...

oh well, its a good movie nonetheless.
nice visuals, good humour, and pretty designs!

did you draw thet crab clock all by yourself?
its epic if you did.

keep up the good work!

[ninety-six hours later]

quite interesting, and visually attractive.
make more....

StoneColdCrazy responds:

Thanks brother but I think I should probably be getting back now.

[Jamworld Ep. #01]

hahahaha, an interesting idea, having a zombie bro/buddy, and living with him....
dangerous, but funny!
i also liked the drawings/animation and the story was pretty cool.

you are good, do more.

JamworldCrew responds:

I do actually. The Show already is coming for a Second Season. I'm posting 10 episodes of the first Season on here. I already did posted on YouTube from Episode 1 (October 30, 2014) - Episode 10 (December 12, 2014) on my Channel. I also finished a Early Season 2 episode called "New Years Special".
Here's my YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0Qz-QnUPboliP4NjGi9w4A
Subscribe if you want :)

[How to study]

a simplistic animation with a simple message, but quite usefull i might say!
(and it was clever showing that the ''smiling'' cell-phone/smartphone must be thrown away while the kid is stufying for his lesson, because a smartphone/PC/games can be a HUGE disctraction for a student when he/she tries to study).
after the removal of the distractions, the student opens the book, stares at it, and BAM! he must inhale the sweet, fresh odour of KNOWLEDGE!!!!11oneone
i liked how you showed him inhaling the knowledge, visually. i personally found it very funny.

your animation might have been short/minimalistic, but it was quite enjoyable.
and the protagonist wasnt a simple stick figure, so that was a step up from that.

in your next movies, try to talk about more subjects/jokes/situations.
it could be cool.

Simius responds:

Wow, I wasn't expecting something this positive... thanks!

[lumpia]

an interesting start, but it needs a preloader, a play/replay button, and some story going on, or at least make the mvoie longer, add some more scenes!
the premise of mr. lumpia trying to find his personal paradise in america is an interesting story, to say the least.

but it needs more scenes, and the movie should be longer than 15 seconds.
plz do that, it seems promising.

hoxdelicious69 responds:

well, im new to flash animating, this is the result of me screwing around. But it's the final goal to make this an actual thing.

Thanks for the enthusiasm!

[Figlio di puttana]

an extremely epic documentary about feudal relations between the soup squads aristocracy, and the simple peasants of the group...
really nice work, and i loved how canned soup, the tormented hero of this movie, fought versus the ''figlio di puttana'', his arch nemesis, also known as polonius soup.
the best part was when canned soup, victorious and soaked in blood celebrated his victory with a pack of beers, and chilling in the sun.

as for the slight hint about the prostitution of the videogame industry, that was brilliant.

truly, a memorable movie, ''il figlio di puttana'', is a movie worthy of a sequel.

StoneColdCrazy responds:

People find this review HELPFUL.

[Penguin ❤ (Valentine's]

pretty good, i love the great drawings, and the face expressions of all the characters.
also the animation speed was very fast, and that made the movie to look so fluent and swift....
very nice!

this was very funny, so plz do more m8

[Super Review Crew]

interesting premise/plan about the videogames review crews.
but you should you do a movie about newground's most famous reviewers, like ericho, XwaynecoltX,Cyberdevil ,KWAS71KCK, Ericho, ViceFullbuster, Wegra, FattyWhale ,YoinK, NekoMika, MI4-REAL-2001 , RyanAn, and Hamy-jamy to name a few.
this would be a rather interesting take on NG's most underrated, unsang heroes.

and it could also be as funny as this. trust me.
your trailer was good, BTW, funny and random.

IceBurger responds:

Hey, thanks for the input.

I already considered doing something like that, but I wouldn't want to insult these people.
The idea is good, but it could have negative implications.

A few people have been giving me suggestions such as making fun of sonic, making fun of pewdiepie, etc.
I could potentially combine all of these ideas into one animation, but at the same time I don't want to be known for making fun of people.

But who knows, we'll just have to wait and see.

As for this being a trailer, this is actually a one time thing, I apologize if I made it look like a start to a new series.

["Dolan Lives" Trailer]

epic parody of the parody of dolan the duck!
lets see if gooby will survive this....

it seems promising, but it's too short, even for a trailer.
better make a longer movie for the actual thing, and also always add more scenes in the trailers, or at least some small teasers.
that is all.