chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cover Up Dat Booty!]

very nice animation, and with an EVEN greater message:
''SJW's are ANNOYING''.

i mean, seriously, people that have never played videogames in their entire lives, are whining about minor issues, and they inflate those small issues, because they are vain and silly.(are beautiful women in videogames even an ''issue''? i mean my cousin, lucy, and some of my GF's actually like watching sexy girls in videogames, so SJW's arguments are one-sided and stupid...)

but i guess, its like you (cleverly) showed in your movie:
''donate to a worthy cause: IM OFFENDED'' (or should i say, triggered? ;) hehehe)

in the end of the day, all those SJW's ONLY care about e-fame and money.

(i would also say that they ''care'' about their ''fanbase'', but that's ONLY because they want to receive the aforementioned e-fame/attention+money from a large fanbase...
so, its not like they ever cared about their fans... and thats whats the worst: that they dont care about anyone, but only about themselves, for they are selfish hypocrites.)

anyway. lets talk about your movie:
you've created a good animation, with good drawings, nicely drawn chacters, cool face expressions, fluid animation, good voice-acting, excellent lip-syncing... with good points, and with clever humour.

you've managed to create something beautiful, clever and funny, out of all this SJW's/videogames drama. thats a hard thing to achieve... (in such a successful way!)

overall, this was a good movie, with nice visuals, cool voice acting, many clever visual puns, and with a very good message.

keep up the good work!

[Fox - Knives]

awesome music, and incredibly detailed visual effects, that matched with the tones of the music.
perfect work, keep it up!

Chrisso responds:

Glad you enjoyed it! We just released the full album, so check out the full music video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63X1PfVQDu0

[Polandball: Episode 9 - Powerpuff Axis]

hahahahaha!

oh man, that was so clever and funny...

i mean the axis were horrible, and they sucked, but you've managed to create something funny out of the nasty axis-country balls, in your movie!(and thats a very hard thing to achieve, sir!)

i liked how the 3 main powerpuffaxis balls were: (nazi) germany as blossom, (totalitarian) japan as buttercup, and (1940's) italy as bubbles!

also, the villain's names+their puns+their choices were clever as well:
i mean, mojojo jo was israel's countrysquare, and the character of HIM was ''mr soviet union'' countryball, it was quite clever!
as for poor polandball, it suffered from those 2 crazy enemies, the naziball and the commieball, and i was sad to see polandball hurt.

but the 3 PPA's managed to defeat the evil commieball, and it seems that the (evil) day was saved?
good, and funny countryball animation, you should add more countries in this, and it would make for a great series.

i can see the comedic potential in this.

good music, clever scene transitions, clever puns, and cool catchphrases.
nice work!

[The many deaths of Johnny Wilson, ep 01, Fruit of the sea]

short, but nicely animated.

good style, nice drawings without outlines (a unique art style, i might add!), and smooth animation.
the story was obvious: the ''kenny effect''.

i only wish that the next movie of this saga will be longer, and with more scenes/more jokes/with a story...
you make cool stuff, cheers

KINGSIZEanimation responds:

Thanks for your comment! This first series feels like a warming up for me, the first nine episodes are finished, and they are all super short ;) I have more ideas for longer animations, but they require a lot more time, who knows...

[Mind Reader]

good movie!

it had nice, fluid animation, cool sound effects, nice voice-acting, and a pretty funny story going on.
i liked how the two guys discovered their powers by accident, and that they reacted in such an expected, frightened way...

i also liked the ''dramatic anime pose'' that the blond guy took, when he said: ''where the wind takes me, i suppose''.
it was such a funny face expression! XD

all in all, this was a good, funny, nicely animated movie.
so, you did a good thing, sir!

i only wish for you to add a more organised story in your next episode of this movie (if this becomes a series... if not, its OK for a(n) one-shot movie).

keep up the good work!

[Night of the Living Bread]

great movie!

i like its unique, stop-motion animation, and its clever use of real bread slices as characters of the movie. if we combine this, along with the fact that almost all the props are from paper (eyes, face expressions, +all the secondary characters in the film), then we can see why this is a GOOD, and ORIGINAL movie.

ignore the people who will downrate your movie, like the reviewer below.
listen to me, your movie is GOOD. its nicely animated in a stop-motion format, its clever, its funny, and it had a coherent+funny story going on!
so, its a great animation, and you have good skills in creating bizzare/unique/funny movies!

i really liked all the puns in the movie, BTW. ''i am lord gluten. i am master to many, breakfast to no man''. (it was genius!), i also liked how you've depicted the eggs suffering from the wild battle between lord gluten and the eggs, as they had to fight in order to stop him from contaminating all the bread slices in the bread factory!

i also liked the ending, it was very clever, cute and surprising, to say the least!

its a good movie:
excellent use of paper+coloured paper as elements of the movie, clever use of real-world items in the movie, such as slices of bread, nice orchestrated animation by using stop-motion techniques, and it also had cool speech bubbles, and nice dramatic music to match with the story...
good work, keep it up, and do more things like this!

[Hitler's Last Stand]

hahahaha!

this was so nicely animated and funny... very good work!
(actually, it was not ''animated'', it was stop-motion animation, and you used paper-props to create it... its GENIUS! it gave to the film an old-timey effect, it was unique, original, and awesome!
i liked how you drew hitler's and eva's face expressions, along with the face expressions of their evil child...

the ending was pure genius. (SPOILERS)
''LETS MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN!''
(end of SPOILERS)

smooth animation speed (what FPS did you used for the stop-motion), nice captions, and a hillarious ending.

great work!
keep it up!

[The Adventures of Nick - Ep #1 (2014)]

pretty good stick movie.
ignore the reviewer below, because your movie was actually good, with nice animation, good visuals, a unique style for each stickman of the main cast (the thin-stickman and the fat-stickman), and while the movie had a dark blend of humour and violence going on, it was pretty good.

HOWEVER, your sound had problems...
for example, the voice-acting was TOO quiet (i could barely hear their voices), and the sound effects were crystal clear+louder than the voice-acting. (sound effects, such as the car hitting the stickman, and the ''WHACK!'' sounds of the club, were alot louder than the silent voice-acting).
my advice?
increase the volume of the voice-acting sounds, and keep the sound effects volume as it is now.
the voice-acting NEEDS to be louder/more audible.

other than that, i would like to see more humour in your movies, and to have more jokes, more action scenes, and a general story going on.
i mean this was OK, but you could make a slightly funnier movie, if you wanted to.

other than that, you did good.
keep up the good work, sir!

[Thug Life Buzz Lightyear]

well, i love toy story, and i LOVE buzz lightyear's antics! :D
once again, you've drawn buzz +the other characters perfectly (mr potato head), and i like how you designed buzz's face expressions, and how you've managed to incorporate the ''THUG LIFE'' motto in buzz's actions.

its was funny, nicely animated, and beautifully drawn.

once again, you've created a great movie, sir nicolas.
keep up the great work! 10/10 A++