chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Extra Battle_vne Formata]

incredibly good, despite the foreign language.
in the start when i saw the intro i thought ''oh my god, it's in russian, and it will not have ANY subtitles'', but thankfully, you added subtitles!

then, i saw that the movie was not only well-designed, and nicely drawn, but also, it was VERY funny!
i enjoyed the moments when the medium was using his ''powers'' to clean the house, and to purify it, and i liked how the facts always rejected his theories.
i also enjoyed the clever catchlines, and the nice design of this flash.
it was very funny.

you're good, do more!
also: is this based from a popular russian TV show?
and if so, from what?

very good, keep it up, man, you're good.

FlYARTES responds:

thank you very much for such a Good comment. ))))))

In this show RUSSIA called "БИТВА ЭКСТРАСЕНСОВ (Battle EXTRASENSOV)". is a show where people gather from around the country and say, for example, "I am elected, I or medium or SHAMAN" "" "I have the power" etc. )))))))))

sorry but so many jokes had much to simplify. because they could not be translated into English.

Next time I will try to do more interesting cartoon ))))

THANKS!!!

[Enter DIOdorantClock]

good animation, nice references, good visuals, and clever wordplay.
you must win a five. (and 10/10)

good flash, and i like dio. keep animating!

PhantomCat responds:

BB/10

[B v 3.0]

a nice song, and a nice colourful loop, very nice work, pez.

Alphaman responds:

thanks bb10

[Jason's New Look]

excellent work! probably the best jason cartoon that i've EVER seen on newgrounds, for a long time!
great work, VERY fluent animation, (was it FBF, or tweens?!), it has great character drawings (their faces were epic, and very well-drawn), the look on jason was really funny, with the mustache, and the new clothes, and i also liked the little hints in the background, like the picture of TOM HANKS in the wall! (yes, it's from tom and jasons wild ride, am i right?!) i liked how tom hanks picture in the wall, got a scared look when jason arrived, and it fell when he smashed the door.
also, i liked how you drew the other psycho villains faces, starting from freddy, the guy in hellraiser, the lepricorn, chuckee... thier expressions were EPIC!
i loved this film.
and it also had epic music! did you guys do it by yourselves? if so, you should do an album with music like that, very catchy stuff, and very entertaining! wow, a worthy five, here guys!
you deserve it!

plus, next time, make jason to not only have a mustache, and a suit, but also a monocle AND a tophat. this will be cool.
keep animating guys, you're AWESOME!

CabbageClock responds:

Your reviews are the shiznit. Always look forward to them.

1) It was a mixture of FBF and tweens.

2) Yep, that's Jason's best friend Tom!

I'm pretty sure there'll be more Jason crap coming soon, myself and RadishClock have got a lot of ideas floating around.

[Strawberry's Roomba]

i will be honest...when you said ''strawberry's roomba'', i thought you was meaning the DANCE, and that strawberry clock would have an epic dance-off to win the hand of the best maiden in all of clocktopia.

but instead, it seems that roomba was a box of roombas(?) that smashed him.
what's a roomba, if it isn't the famous dance?

also: i liked strawbbery's hair in this one, he had a cool afro :P
good work, do more, and stay real.

Alphaman responds:

a roomba is a mini vaccum

[Rob's Clock Day Adventure]

a worthy submission.

like always rob, you did a good flash. it was short, but enjoyable, and well-animated, funny, and random.
i liked the parts where rob meets strawberry clock himself, and it says HYPE!!!! with an epic guitar riff (what sound was it?!)
and then he goes in the moon(?), and makes his flash, and becomes a champion.
i also found cool how the portal looked liked goatse. grey would feel proud.
overall, a good submission. do more.

ps. i voted five, where's my pictures of angelina jollie?!

RobertClock responds:

if you did not recieve your free jolie nekkid pictures upon voting five; continue to vote five every day for a year. They should appear at least once.

[Cokes Covered in Shit 4]

it was great, and very well-animated, but HOW CAN A MAN get a coke, covered in sh!t?
i only wonder.

good flash, do more.

RadishClock responds:

Man just wants his coke. But he just gets shit. What kind of world are we living in?

[Huff-N-Puff]

nice cartoon, once more!
it had a creative idea, like the charming seller (the snake-seller was male, or female?!) who sells this magical bag called huff N puff, and it makes you thin, stronger, and if you are a girl, with larger knockers!
i also liked how well-designed the characters were, starting from the scary, snake-like person, (if he is male, you should create his female counterpart, in my opinion! hahah), also the girl who smokes (the mani character in this) was also very well drawn, and her lip-syncing was great, also all teh other characters were well designed, and it's funny, every woman, from the ninja to the old lady, everyone had large boobs. this product does wonders!

also, the parts were it said ''you can lie about your age...we understand.'' or, the ''easy payments of 99999, for 3 years'',were fun, and the credit card names were simply genius! mustard card, diskuver, ve/za, hahahaha! great name ideas, very inventive, and fun.

overall, this was a great animation, and a nice funny story.
do more!

(at the beggining, when i saw the title ''huff N puff'', i thought you would mention the big bad wolf in this, but it seems you didnt. good cartoon, nontheless!)
keep it up, folks!

Affinitia responds:

The salesman is named "Thor" and Nikki has a counterpart for him that we still need to animate and really birth into his mate. I'm glad that you enjoyed the movie. Your review literally made our day, I'm so glad that you appreciated the little details too!