Total Medals Earned: 1,741 (From 285 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,870 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/200 points)
Kill your first monster.
Kill the yaksha.
Defeat Ox Head and Horse Face
Find the password to the chest and open the gate to the Yin Mountains
Defeat Meng Po and reach the Bridge of Helplessness.
Get past Ghost Torture Pass.
Defeat the guards at the City of Wrongful Deaths.
Get the iron axe from the Golden Spearman
Salvage the guard's mother's soul.
Defeat the three-headed hound.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Acquire 150 score or more
Acquire 405 score or more
Move without stopping for 15 seconds in Hard mode
Acquire 660 score or more
Acquire 915 score or more
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Complete the game
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/80 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 7