chris-the-stick's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 1,683 (From 267 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 26,055 Points

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 4/3/13
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 4/3/13
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 4/3/13
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 11/29/13
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 11/29/13
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Strong Armed Unlocked 11/29/13
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

And you've got butterfingers? Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points
Burn 2,000 calories
Bingo! Dino DNA! Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points
Burn 500 calories
More like a six-foot Turkey Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points
Burn 1,000 calories
When you gotta go, you gotta go Unlocked 5/7/15
5 Points
Burn 5,000 calories
Didn't say the magic word! Unlocked 5/7/15
10 Points
Burn 10,000 calories
He left us! 10 Points Burn 15,000 Calories
That is one big pile of 10 Points Burn 25,000 Calories
Hold on to your butts 25 Points Burn 40,000 Calories
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points Burn 50,000 calories
UNIX! I know this! 100 Points Burn 75,000 calories

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)


Ace of Spades Unlocked 4/17/16
5 Points
Get a single spade in a spin
HUGE LOSER! Unlocked 4/17/16
10 Points
Lose all your credits.
Three's Company Unlocked 4/17/16
10 Points
Win with three hearts.
Keep it 100 Unlocked 4/17/16
25 Points
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Too Wild 5 Points Get two wilds in a single spin.
10k 25 Points Reach $10,000 in credit.
Four's a Crowd 25 Points Win with four angry faces.
Good Signal! 25 Points Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Six Dollar Burger 50 Points Win with 6 rows of cash.
Jackpot!!!! 100 Points Win the Jackpot
Lucy in the Sky 100 Points Win with 7 rows of diamonds

Medals Earned: 4/11 (50/380 points)


Cheater Unlocked 4/27/16
5 Points
Cheat the game by referring to the cheatsheat
Spiked 10 Points Death by spike - 100 times
Best eyes in business 25 Points Collect all the hidden collectibles
Controlled 25 Points Control the sprite everywhere
Mastered 50 Points Master the game by winning unlocking medals

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)


Bullet Time Unlocked 2/3/16
5 Points
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Crash Course Unlocked 2/3/16
5 Points
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Kamikaze Unlocked 2/3/16
5 Points
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Super Stylish Unlocked 2/3/16
10 Points
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Unwound Unlocked 2/3/16
10 Points
Destroy Blendo
Electrocuted 10 Points Destroy SKYNET
Fox Two 10 Points Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Blammed 25 Points Destroy Alvin the Tank
Blindsided 25 Points Destroy the final boss
Experienced 25 Points Score 120000 points in one game.
Immunity 25 Points Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Expert 50 Points Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Survivor 50 Points Complete the game.
Untouchable 100 Points Complete the game with a single ship.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/355 points)


Boner Unlocked 1/23/16
5 Points
Get a bonus!
Influenza Unlocked 1/23/16
5 Points
Give the host influenza
Measles Unlocked 1/23/16
5 Points
Give the host measles
Hepatitis Unlocked 1/23/16
10 Points
Give the host hepatitis
Herpes Unlocked 1/23/16
10 Points
Give the host herpes
Leukocide Unlocked 1/23/16
10 Points
Kill a white blood cell
Drug Resistance Unlocked 1/23/16
25 Points
Complete a level after having taken damage
HIV Unlocked 1/23/16
25 Points
Kill the host
Smallpox Unlocked 1/23/16
25 Points
Give the host smallpox
Lymphocaust 25 Points Kill 10 white blood cells
Hyper Mutation 100 Points Complete the game in under 500 seconds

Medals Earned: 9/11 (120/245 points)

Whitney's Creampie Tavern

Medals Earned: 2/0 (0/0 points)

Windows MEE

Spyro Unlocked 5/9/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Yes...this drive again... Unlocked 5/9/16
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks. 5 Points You stuck around
Want Porn? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)

Windows XP Errors 2

Browser Unlocked 1/17/16
5 Points
View the Internet
Forever Alone Unlocked 1/17/16
5 Points
Find the 'Forever Alone' Image
Prototype Unlocked 1/17/16
5 Points
Find out if YOUGLE is unfinished.
Energy Waster Unlocked 1/17/16
10 Points
Turn on... Turn off..
Internet Love Unlocked 1/17/16
10 Points
Read a message about meeting someone up.
YOU! Unlocked 1/17/16
10 Points
Find the secret Image
Backstage Unlocked 1/17/16
25 Points
View the Behind the Scene stuff.
Gallery Unlocked 1/17/16
50 Points
View ALL the errors

Medals Earned: 8/8 (120/120 points)

Witch Hunt

First Blood! Unlocked 5/2/15
5 Points
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
Have 100 Gold Unlocked 5/2/15
5 Points
in cold cash.
Arcanist 5 Points Get all Arcane Spells
Arcanoob 5 Points Get your first Arcane Spell
Chill! 5 Points Freeze 500 enemies
Cold Gravity 5 Points Look, up in the sky!
Crispy! 5 Points Burn 500 enemies
Defeated King Gobu 5 Points Gobuuuu
Defeated the Bonelord 5 Points Bag o' bones
Deflect 5 Points Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Executioner! 5 Points Kill 100 enemies
Have 1,000 Gold 5 Points in cold cash
Interception! 5 Points Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
King Slayer! 5 Points Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Rune Master 5 Points Upgrade all your runes
Sapiosexual 5 Points Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stunning! 5 Points Stun 500 enemies
Have 10,000 Gold 10 Points in cold cash
I need a bigger closet! 10 Points Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slaughterer! 10 Points Slay a thousand
Talzarus the Azure 10 Points Finish the game
Dragon Slayer! 25 Points Kill a hundred dragons
Have 100,000 Gold 25 Points in cold cash
Rekt Greedling! 25 Points Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
Have One Million Gold 50 Points in cold seven digits
Rune God 50 Points Oh my god... You broke the game.
Vanquisher! 50 Points Slay 10k
Trophy Collector 100 Points This makes you awesome.
Break it down! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a trap! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)