chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clockmas 2019]

once again, the clockcrew did an excellent collab for xmas, or should i say, ''clockmas''?

well, all of the parts were good, starting from pop-tart's great part, which had nicely drawn characters and smooth animation, along with a very funny story, as mello-yello clock tried to deliver some packages during the holidays season.
then, we've had flounderman's excellent (but also creepy+surreal) part, where officers slurpee and thor clock try to solve a murder case during christmas, and it ends up with quite a bang.
brazil clock's part was short and sweet, and it did the job right, despite its minimalism+ rushed nature.
polyhedron once again delivered a great collab part, full of seasons greetings and classic Cc humour, done in a picturesque way,
while phonograph clock delivered a comedic masterpiece, full of many good sound effects with the clever use of text-to-speech voices, and funny puns+visual jokes as well.
his animation was smooth too, ensuring a very good collab part once again.

futhermore, bolt clock's part was short and sweet, with good visuals and with excellent humour, while his drawing style is good as always.
also, redbook clock's part was very beautiful, festive, and nicely done, with nicely drawn characters, many cameos of famous clocks, and with good humour in the choice of the gifts, during the ''secret santa'' event going on.
mello yello's and jamba clock's gift's scene was a hilarious idea, along with the part about phonograph clock's gift as well...
also, the part where rob clock's refusal to add BB10 in the collab is sadly true, due to rob clock's bad nature, which is evident once again.

as we move on, vuvuzela's part is a visual masterpiece, filled with good drawings of each character, good linework and with a smooth, fast animation speed.
vuvuzela clock's humour is also great, as its been shown many times.

also, melloyello's part was a GREAT adaptation of octopus-clock's script, which formed a splendid xmas part, full of comedy, well known references and various awesome, memorable moments to behold.
an excellent part in general.

switch clock's part was smoothly animated, with nicely drawn characters and good humour, holding all the old-school traditional elements of a classic (old) CC movie, but with a combination of accuracy and of professionalism.

doggo clock did a great stop-motion animation for his part once again, and it was a beautiful sight to behold. what a nice movie! (it was short but good)

thor clock did a splendid part full of festive humour and of the classic CC chaotic jokes about ''violence during expressions'', in which we saw many familiar clocks having their issues with the collab author, more or less.
in that same part, we also glimpse a rare cameo of strawberry clock's ''nose''!
oh dear...

lastly, we see the always amazing mastery of zombie linclock's great animation skills, which was complete with spectacular visuals, a very smooth animation, and with a short, but beautifully executed movie, which brought us a nice ending for this good, festive collab.

all in all, this collab was great, (thanks to all the skileld participants in it), and it would've been even better, if the collab organizer (rob clock) wasnt so petty as to exclude various members of the CC from participating in the collab.

apart from that sad fact, everything else was good.
the intro+credits scene of the collab was good, and the whole presentation was worthy of a proper, big CC collab.

good work people, keep it up, and merry clockmas!

Ushnor responds:

Remember that StrawberryClock’s nose is CANON. StrawberryClock only actually appeared in my colab part. All the other parts had an imposter. Who is this mysterious strawberry with a clock on it that’s pretending to be our king? Really adds an extra layer of mystery and suspense to the colab.
-ThorClock, God of Thunder

[FEAR]

it was an impressive and fearsome movie about our heroes greatest fear: to accidentally poop in a hotel's corridors.

it was interesting to see sir BB10 and crack clock to analyze this peculiar and fearsome topic, and i liked their cool ''echo'' voice effects in the end, although i couldnt understand crack clock's final line: perhaps it could use some subtitles?

other than that, the movie was great.
BB10 was cool (thanks for the cameo!), and crack clock evolves nicely as a new CC character.
furthermore, the appearance of the frank-guy and of the d**k duck in the end was a pleasant surprise!

all in all, it was a good, and funny movie.
keep it up!

[The Candy Dissapointment]

this was a funny, creative and cool CC movie, sir.
a short but funny film, if you may ask for a proper description.

i liked how SBC asked for candy, and that when the bad person gave him poop, he only said: ''thats not candy.''

what a funny little movie.
good work mate, keep it up, and do more movies like this.

[CIB]

wow, what a magnificent movie!

just like thor-clock said in the comments below, this movie feels like one of the good old classic CC movies of older years...
incredible work once again, redbook!

all the clock characters were nicely drawn, with good details in their black-suits and with their cool sunglasses (very clever concept, sunglass(es) for the clock-eye!), while the whole animation was smooth, nicely played and with a very funny and creative story too!

i liked how in the beginning of the movie SBC and piney faced a crazed out swordsman, mr BB10 himself! and how they dealt with him afterwards. (thanks for the cameo!)
i also liked how the team assembled in order to rescue alien hominid from area 51...
the various clock-agents that we saw in there, were some very clever character ideas, with some great pairings too!

tom fulp and B were brilliantly added into the movie, and the whole action scenes of SBC and piney where absolutely spectacular!
the using of the ''disco aliens'' in the later scenes was genius too, a truly brilliant moment in the film's great story.

also rob clock did some cool visuals for SBC's ''action pose'' and for the various ''agents+aliens'' that existed in that one scene.

all in all, this was an old-school style epic clockcrew movie, and i enjoyed every minute of it.
it was clever, funny, full of action, and with many nice jokes!
im very happy with you making this excellent movies, redbook!

you are a shining young artist in the CC's group, and im proud to see you constantly improve with each (great) new movie.
keep up the great work!
you're awesome.

RealRedbookClock responds:

YEEEEEEEEAAA

[Enter CRACK cLOCK]

an interesting movie, in which we see how crack-clock joined the clockcrew.
in his adventures, he is always shown with his trusty friend, mr duck-thing.
i liked how he shouted at duck-thing to go away, after it interrupted his intro speech that he had prepared for the CC.

the whole thing was a bit surrealistic +wild, and the movie could use a preloader or a play button, but it was quick, cool and funny, and that's what's important.
welcome to the CC sir, and keep making funny movies.

[I'M A HORSE!]

another fine movie by sexual lobster!
this time, it focuses on the mighty horses, horsing around!
good, smooth animation, nice sequences in each scene, many visual jokes and puns, good music and lyrics for the song, and good voice-acting too!

i liked how the horse had ''human shaped'' hands with small hoove-like ends on the figertips of its ''hands'', as it was playing the electric guitar, and another great scene is,
when the whole horse videoclip moves too long, the middle-aged couple watching it in surprise (as it seems), the couple's wife tries to grab the remote control in order to change the channel, but the husband moves the remote control further to his side, clearly being content with watching this crazy movie!

hahaha, thats one of the best scenes of this cartoon!
as for the song, its cool, funny, and fast-paced: like a professional action (horse) hero.

great movie, keep it up!

[Hands Up! - The Perfect Date]

this movie is so cute!
i love all the romantic anticipation at the start of the movie, and how cute the protagonist girl (margo) is!
she has nice face expressions, and i love how the next scene evolves, with the pizza mayhem.
excellent, smooth animation, good visuals, nicely drawn +cute characters and good humour in it.
i liked how she posed nude with the pizza slices, it was the best part of the movie.
funny+cute movie with great voice-acting too...
great stuff, keep up the good work!

[King of the Portal 2]

wow, this was a truly spectacular movie!

i liked how nicely animated and clever it was, while its whole setting was very cool and unique, with great use of videogame sound effects+graphics and as such, it made this movie to feel like a proper videogame...

apart from that, this movie had many nicely drawn characters, smooth animation, and very good humour in it.
there were many moments where i could see small CC jokes hidden in each corner.

also, i loved how the orange+apple battle VS banana-lock concluded, it was very cool.
SBC's missions and rewards were cool and very funny, while all of the clock's cameos where clever, cute and well-thought out, from iron clock in the bar, to AMPM as the crazed cop, to pop-tart as the chilling guy at the bench, to many more.
(also thanks for the BB10 cameos, i really appreciate it)

every single ''stage'' of the movie felt fresh, unique, and very funny, as our heroes progressed into the next area where they could spread SBC's glory to new audiences...

the ''R1, L2, up, down, left'' part reminded me of the old-time cheat codes and it was nice to see as well, and everything in this movie was absolutely awesome.

this movie was a real gem, full of action+humour, so i congratulate you, my friend.
keep up the great work!

MelloYelloClock responds:

thanks bb10!!

[10 Second Colab NO ROBCLOCKS ALLOWED!]

what a great collab!
only THOR-CLOCK, GOD OF THUNDER could manage such a difficult task.
i liked all of the people's parts, from doggo clock's stopmotion animation, to poly's animation about the two rival 10 second collabs, octopus clock's part about some clocks smokign weed, and i really liked poly's/thor's parts where the clocks where chilling at the ''atomic bar''. (who did those parts?! they were very funny and nicely animated)

the biggest surprise in this collab was the wild screen aspect ratio, AKA a crazy height X width aspect, which made me scroll alot in order to see each part...
but nothing good ever comes easy, right?

i shall write a rap piece about this epic collab's need for scrolling:

''they see me scroling,
to see the flash movie,
and they laghin',
but
im just scrolling dirty
im just scrolling dirty''

-end of epic rap poem-

and last but not least, the best part was that rob clock wasnt in this collab.
or was he?!
LOL jk
heh, seriously tho, this was a funny CC collab, thanks for adding me in, folks.
keep it up.

OctopusClock responds:

r u ok

[DANCE TIEM X]

a good little dance loop, nicely animated and with a good pace, it goes on nicely, while the next part with zen micro-clock is a pleasant surprise...
another fine detail is that the CC forum's old wallpaper can be seen in here as rob-clock's wallpaper for his house.
good movie, nice scene in the end.