chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CIB]

wow, what a magnificent movie!

just like thor-clock said in the comments below, this movie feels like one of the good old classic CC movies of older years...
incredible work once again, redbook!

all the clock characters were nicely drawn, with good details in their black-suits and with their cool sunglasses (very clever concept, sunglass(es) for the clock-eye!), while the whole animation was smooth, nicely played and with a very funny and creative story too!

i liked how in the beginning of the movie SBC and piney faced a crazed out swordsman, mr BB10 himself! and how they dealt with him afterwards. (thanks for the cameo!)
i also liked how the team assembled in order to rescue alien hominid from area 51...
the various clock-agents that we saw in there, were some very clever character ideas, with some great pairings too!

tom fulp and B were brilliantly added into the movie, and the whole action scenes of SBC and piney where absolutely spectacular!
the using of the ''disco aliens'' in the later scenes was genius too, a truly brilliant moment in the film's great story.

also rob clock did some cool visuals for SBC's ''action pose'' and for the various ''agents+aliens'' that existed in that one scene.

all in all, this was an old-school style epic clockcrew movie, and i enjoyed every minute of it.
it was clever, funny, full of action, and with many nice jokes!
im very happy with you making this excellent movies, redbook!

you are a shining young artist in the CC's group, and im proud to see you constantly improve with each (great) new movie.
keep up the great work!
you're awesome.

RealRedbookClock responds:

YEEEEEEEEAAA

[King of the Portal 2]

wow, this was a truly spectacular movie!

i liked how nicely animated and clever it was, while its whole setting was very cool and unique, with great use of videogame sound effects+graphics and as such, it made this movie to feel like a proper videogame...

apart from that, this movie had many nicely drawn characters, smooth animation, and very good humour in it.
there were many moments where i could see small CC jokes hidden in each corner.

also, i loved how the orange+apple battle VS banana-lock concluded, it was very cool.
SBC's missions and rewards were cool and very funny, while all of the clock's cameos where clever, cute and well-thought out, from iron clock in the bar, to AMPM as the crazed cop, to pop-tart as the chilling guy at the bench, to many more.
(also thanks for the BB10 cameos, i really appreciate it)

every single ''stage'' of the movie felt fresh, unique, and very funny, as our heroes progressed into the next area where they could spread SBC's glory to new audiences...

the ''R1, L2, up, down, left'' part reminded me of the old-time cheat codes and it was nice to see as well, and everything in this movie was absolutely awesome.

this movie was a real gem, full of action+humour, so i congratulate you, my friend.
keep up the great work!

MelloYelloClock responds:

thanks bb10!!

[10 Second Colab NO ROBCLOCKS ALLOWED!]

what a great collab!
only THOR-CLOCK, GOD OF THUNDER could manage such a difficult task.
i liked all of the people's parts, from doggo clock's stopmotion animation, to poly's animation about the two rival 10 second collabs, octopus clock's part about some clocks smokign weed, and i really liked poly's/thor's parts where the clocks where chilling at the ''atomic bar''. (who did those parts?! they were very funny and nicely animated)

the biggest surprise in this collab was the wild screen aspect ratio, AKA a crazy height X width aspect, which made me scroll alot in order to see each part...
but nothing good ever comes easy, right?

i shall write a rap piece about this epic collab's need for scrolling:

''they see me scroling,
to see the flash movie,
and they laghin',
but
im just scrolling dirty
im just scrolling dirty''

-end of epic rap poem-

and last but not least, the best part was that rob clock wasnt in this collab.
or was he?!
LOL jk
heh, seriously tho, this was a funny CC collab, thanks for adding me in, folks.
keep it up.

OctopusClock responds:

r u ok

[10 Second Collab III]

this is another top-quality collab by the clockcrew.

in it, we witness many cool CC short parts, each being only 10 seconds long, but full of funny scenes, wild jokes, and cool characters.

to begin with, melloyello's part was really funny, with pinaeapple having to watch for SBC's ''dog'', which was just a balloon dog.
grey clock's parts were dark and surreal, and they tapped nicely into the ''bizarre'' field, with them being crazy, but in a good way.
i liked the hidden symbolism in the arm's tattoo, which featured triangle clock, B, Α (alpha), and Ω (omega), along with the words ''sinister''(clock) in it.
the ending of grey's parts was very memorable, to say the least.

also, the other part where radio-clock was talking about the same thing to inkwell-clock non-stop was quite funny and clever, while redbook's parts where amazing, and really funny too.
(from his quest for a PC to how he became SBC's jester, or how he dealt with doggo clock's training).
another fine part is doggo clock's part, which was created by filming a stop-motion animation with actual paper drawings of the clock-protagonists, and it was incredibly well done and funny. i was proud to voice-act for his part.
similarly, phonograph clock's part was also funny with a cool BB10 cameo, although it exaggerated on all of its jokes, LOL!
brazil clock's part moved in the same vein, with the shock factor going high, combined with dirty humour. (still a good part).
the same can be said about phantomcat's clever parody.
whoever did the ''bot clock is lame'' part about bot-clock and iron-clock's adventures was a genius. (it was probably by polyhedron clock?)
and speaking of polyhedron, his other part about the 2 ''10 second collabs'' was really funny, with good visuals and sharp humour.
bolt-clock's part shined a bit of truth on why my collab part was never included in this collab:
because rob clock doesnt like me, and he ignored my collab part, despite the fact that i've submitted it on time in the chat, before the deadline.
thats how rob clock acts, and thats his modus operandi. how... typical of him.

moving on, the part where SBC is flying in space, in order to visit a (space)MC-donald's was very cool, nicely animated and creative, while brazil clock's part with pub#muppet was really funny and cool.

the way the parts where all arranged was cool, the organization and the quality of all the parts was good, and the whole theme of the collab was nice+original.

the only downside of this collab, is that there were not ''title cards'' for each collab part, so, if i didnt knew who did each part beforehand (or if couldnt recognize each part by its animation style), it would be hard for new viewers to recognize who did each part.
i would suggest for you to add title-cards for each collab part, so that we can know who did what.

(also subtitles would be nice for some parts, but thats purely optional).

all in all, it was a good collab, and i really enjoyed it.
keep up the good work, everybody!

k9 responds:

Thanks BB, and thanks for voice acting my bit!

[BB10Clock Sees ThorClock Watching StrawberryClock Watch Jitterbug Commercial]

OMG! once again, we see (yet again), another fine installment by the real thor-clock TM, god of thunder!!!1

in this episode of the series, we see the brave BB10 clock watching thor clock who is watching SBC, who's watching the Jitterbug commercial.
what a mighty mess!
who's watching BB10, who's watching thor-clock, who's watching SBC, who's watching the Jitterbug commercial?

i will tell you: we do!
(GASP! the 4th wall has been broken... damn! who will fix it now?)

LOL
all JK aside, this was a funny movie, which messed with BB10 clock's habit of talking with various clocks, analysing stuff and questioning many things, as he notices them.
an excellent parody, to say the least.

good work, my friend.
have a happy clockday!

Ushnor responds:

*heavy breathing*

[ThorClock Watches StrawberryClock Watch Jitterbug Commercial]

another fine installment by the real thor-clock TM, god of thunder.
in this episode, we see the brave thor clock watching SBC, who's watching the Jitterbug commercial.

some might consider that thor clock is spying on SBC...
but i say no: thor-clock is just carefully watching over SBC, in order to protect him from his various enemies.

uhh yeah. thats it!
excellent movie bro, keep em coming!
happy clockday!

Ushnor responds:

Look forward the the sequel !

[StrawberryClock commits a CRIME]

this was an adorable and nicely planned clockday movie!

i liked the squidgy linework used for strawberry clock and for the other characters, it made it look like a proper, old-school CC movie!
also the whole story was great: SBC going back in time, so that he can get those (now out of stock) cool old batman action figures!

and then, the final confrontation scene with batman was superb!
i liked how batman was twisting and saying ''noone can escape from batmmmmmman!'' every time, it was a brilliant scene of comedic genius.

the ending was spectacular too...
all in all, this was an awesome, funny and nicely animated clockday movie.
keep up the great work, man!
happy clockday!

DoctorGordonLMK responds:

i couldn't expect less from you stichris happy clockday to you too

[StrawberryClock Watches Jitterbug Commercial]

this was a great movie indeed!

i liked how you've drawn strawberry clock, as he's watching that cool Jitterbug commercial on TV.
and speaking of Jitterbug, what a cool company!
i should definitely use their cellphone lines services, they sound perfect for that! ;)

all in all, this was a good clockday movie, filled with suspense, action, and Jitterbugs.
keep it up, oh thor, mighty god of thunder, and have a happy clockday! :D

Ushnor responds:

In this movie review, which is objectively the best movie review ever made, BB10Clock watches StrawberryClock watch a commercial for the Jitterbug line of cellphones and then review it.

[REDBOOK IN 2019]

another cool redbook movie!
its good to have you back, bro!

i liked how redbook returned, and now he's a... pink book?!
OK, but i also liked how you've drawn wafer clock, our newest recruit.

good introduction, smooth animation, and a funny little movie.
nice work, mate!
keep up the good work.

RealRedbookClock responds:

oh yes, i will keep up my good work as you say.

[My Stereo Broke]

despite the obvious ear-rape sound effects, i actually really liked the good visuals, and your attempt to imitate flounderman's CC movie aesthetic, which is always a hard+unique thing to achieve.

i liked seeing screwdriver's trip to the repair shop, in order to fix her broken radio.
while we were lost in a sea of radio static, screwdriver clock bravely drove forwards, and it took her just 736 seconds and 2 cars in order to get the radio back fixed!
i also liked the body moving/dancing effects on screwdriver clock, they were neat.

all in all, this is a great movie to see while you turn the volume way down, you tilt your monitor (or your head) at 90° angles, and you see the greatest looping adventure that has ever been created, and just in time for clockmas! (clockmas of 2012, that is).

it was good of pez-clock to do this excellent secret-santa/xmas 2012 collab, and i truly admire him for completing this thing in the end.

5/5, would break the radio again.

PhantomCat responds:

It wasn't Pez's collab or idea. Fuck that guy, all he did was make an account and he managed to screw that up, too.